IE 6.0: 

Hey, if it isn’t broken, don’t fix it. And if it is broken, don’t tell me — I’ve been busy the past ten years.

 

IE 8.0: 

Service packs are like little care packages — sent from freakin’ Bill Gates.

 

Chrome: 

Hmmm, shiny is good. Different is good. Google is good. I’ll use this — until everyone else is.

 

Firefox: 

Share and share alike — my sense of community runs deep.

 

Opera: 

Shhhhh….keep it quiet, will ya? This is MY little secret.

 

Safari: 

I have a closet full of black mock-turtlenecks.